I think after a certain age, you have to give up Hot Pockets and move on to calzones. It’s one thing to be in your early 20s, stumbling into your kitchen after a night of drinking and cooking whatever you happen to find in the freezer. But once you’re an adult, you don’t want to admit microwaving Hot Pockets at 2am. Should you find yourself attending a 30th birthday party in the evening, plan ahead and have a couple of these spicy chicken sausage and spinach calzones waiting in the fridge. Your taste buds will surely thank you. AND you will totally impress all your inebriated friends. You’ll be voted the most responsible one in the group and everyone will think you have your life all put together (even if it’s not).
Making calzones is easy peasy. It’s even easier when you gather everything from one store. I purchased all my ingredients from Trader Joe’s. I love their roasted garlic tomato sauce. It’s super flavorful and almost as good as homemade. When I don’t feel like making pizza dough from scratch, I turn to the whole wheat dough at TJ’s. And I used their spicy Italian chicken sausage. Since it’s already cooked, I like to brown it in a pan for more flavor.
This recipe calls for one pound of pizza dough and makes 4 calzones. Should you want massive calzones, split the dough into two. (If Alex was making this for me, that’s how he’d make it. Two super sized calzones.) I’m a fan of small, petite portions because it saves me room for dessert.
Roll the dough into small circles about 7-inches in diameter. Pile on all the topping on half of the circle. Season with kosher salt and a touch of red pepper flakes. Then fold up the other half of the circle and pinch the edges together to close the seams.
Sprinkle grated parmesan and additional shredded mozzarella over the formed calzones. The more cheese, the better!